I Ate My Neighbour's Peanut

hello

2009-05-09T10:03:00.002+08:00

hello...
anyone out there?
bloody hell.
its echoing.
that means that no one reads this!
omg.
oh well.

immagonnaraitahaikunow.

the red elephant
who is supremely graceful
lumbers past the wood

ironic isnt it?

hi

2009-02-02T20:02:00.002+08:00

i want to emo

i hate a**holes.
and little kids.

they are like itty bitty PARASITES.

especially when they are at that
stage between Nursery
and primary one.
Thet SCREAM instead of talking
and act cute when they SUB CUTE.

Irritating little toots.

But they grow out of that stage sooner or later.
unless they are actually maggots who have
a large anuses or whose anuses are infinitely
deep or are anusless.

that was very broad generalisation.

DAMN YOU ANNOYANCES.

i dont know what title to use

2009-01-28T21:39:00.004+08:00

hi.
i dont think i know any of the 07 shps gepers anymore

i feel sad.
and somewhat annoyed at this.

i hate mahself.

because when my mom wanted to bring me to watch inkheart i was at home and she smsed me
and i didnt reply so i didnt get to watch it.

at all.

i wonder how people rant so goddamn longly.

and sice no one is probably going to read this,

you have a small penis thats like 1nanometer long.
that includes girls.
thats right girls, have penii too.

YAAAAAAAY

2009-01-10T13:49:00.002+08:00

I have a bike. i got it last tear in decembr and it cost $139.90. i bought it with the money I worked for!!!! wheeeee!

end of post.

Spore

2008-10-18T13:34:00.000+08:00

spore rocks

end of post.

Poem???

2008-09-20T19:51:00.001+08:00

i feel like authoring a poem
okay

initializing...

OH NO!
laz-e virus takes over brain!
bzzzz

hello

2008-09-20T19:33:00.004+08:00

yesterday, i saw my classmate's face at a
bus stop.
she was smiling and holding up a moon's brand
chicken essence thing.
the advert said, "taken by the psle record holder - 294!!!"
or something like that.
i doubt she consumes the stuff.
i am- aarkk!

i love doing random quizzes

2008-09-17T15:59:00.002+08:00

random quizzes rock!!!XD

How Evil Are You? Your Result: Spawn of the Devil Violent. Unkind. Almost....demonic. You're evil you the max. And that's just about all I can say, because if I say anything bad about you, you'll probably perform feats so naughty that I can't bring myself to say them in public.
Almost Perfect
More or Less
Little Angel
Almost Devilish
How Evil Are You? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

i am evil to the core!!!!
whee!!!
love it

HELLo PEoplE

2008-09-17T15:34:00.003+08:00

hello
i hath not posted in some time
actually about a month
so
here
is a happy birthday
to my mom!!!

~~~~~WHEEEEEE!!!!~~~~~

so here is a haiku from
my misshapen mind

roses are red and
violets are blue, sugar is
sweet, like me! rofl lol

WAHAHAHA!!!
i have a hyperinflated
ego!!!

not as big as the natasha-
i-knew-in-st-hilda's-who-
got-294-for-her-psle's ego
though...

~ cheerio! ~

hello

2008-08-20T21:21:00.002+08:00

hello
i am hykael
~~~whee~~~

the elephant soars on the ocean lol

byebyebye

from the land of the fire elemental

happy supremely early birthday Singapore!!!

2008-08-06T21:52:00.002+08:00

hello y'all.
i went to a national day
parade preview last saturday and it was fun!!!
the fireworks were the best.
i met jLee on the way to
marina something for
the parade. he thinks i'm a lucky
bugger.
i think so too.
i'll post the piccies later.
byebye!!!

hello peeps

2008-08-01T19:26:00.002+08:00

yo ppl.
i have recently taken
to magic the gathering.
i have no idea why.
good bye dear colleagues.

http://www.wizards.com/magic/welcome.asp

they're taking the hobbits to isengard

2008-07-27T18:32:00.002+08:00

were taking the hobbits to isengard!

boredom possessed me and i am now
the boredom king!!!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard
-Gard
-Gard
-Gard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard
-Gard
-Ga-gard
-Gard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

What did you say?

The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits

To Isengard!
To Isengard!

The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits

To Isengard!
To Isengard!

The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits

To Isengard!
To Isengard!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

-Gard
-Gagaga-Gard

Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

A balrog of Morgoth...
What did you say?

A balrog of Morgoth...
What did you say?

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Stupid fat hobbit!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Stupid fat hobbit!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Stupid fat hobbit!

Leave now, and never come back!

('Back' echoes 17 times)

randomness

2008-07-27T18:12:00.003+08:00

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Literature Nerd Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Anime Nerd
Drama Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Social Nerd
Musician
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Your Result: Silver and Red Wolf howl You're a very strong person. You tend to be naive most of the time, but when in love boy do you know how to get around! You prefer to be quite around adults. Your soul mate is the gold falcon. You're in conflict with the maroon panda.
Tan Giraffe
Teal Cat
Gold Falcon
Yellow Trout
Ocre and Gray Dolphin
Blue Fox
Red Jaguar
ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Personality Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests.
Out-Going
Sense of Humor
Intelligence
Loving
Ambitious
What's Your Best Quality? Take More Quizzes

Your score on this personality test was 82%

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural lead, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

Personality Quiz
Take More Quizzes

dragon the chicken

2008-07-27T17:51:00.001+08:00

waterbombs

Battleship Mutant
Liquid People

hello
you
all
give
me
your
oxygen

yo mater

2008-07-17T21:58:00.002+08:00

CHOCOLATE BAR OF DOOOOOM!

blehblehbleh

QUOTES TO SAVE YOU FROM CERTAIN DEATH

"i'm not short. i'm tall. you are just taller than me."

"don't eat me! i dont taste good!"

"zap"

"DIE SUCKER!"

"wanna play chinese chess?"

"look, a distraction!"

(END OF QUOTES)

HAIKU TIME!

the dragon eats meat
so do a pride of lions
and some humans too

yo

2008-07-09T17:56:00.001+08:00

yo

quagg
for some reason, q
and u sound very nice together.

bye!

hykael is a sucker

2008-07-04T12:48:00.002+08:00

i suck
.
.
.
actually, i suck
air into my lungs
to breathe.
gdbye
fellow human beings.

I LIED

2008-07-03T21:19:00.002+08:00

i lied in the previous post.
here's the haiku

rabbits eat carrots
smeagol eats them very raw
jumps into fire cone

bleh. bleh3. bleh2.

2008-07-03T21:15:00.002+08:00

hi y'all
haven't typed a haiku
in a while
.
.
.
so i won't

doremi

2008-06-21T17:57:00.002+08:00

doraemon doraemon

konna koto ii na
dekitara ii na
anna yume konna yume ippai aru kedo

minna minna minna
kanaete kureru
fushigina POKKE de kanaete kureru
sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na

(hai! takekoputaa!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

shukudai touban shiken ni otsukai
anna koto konna koto taihen dakedo

minna minna minna
tasukete kureru
benrina dougu de tasukete kureru
omocha no heitai da

(sore! tototsugeki!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

anna toko ii na
iketara ii na
kono kuni ano shima takusan aru kedo

minna minna minna
ikasete kureru
mirai no kikai de kanaete kureru
sekai ryokou ni ikitai na
(ufufufu... doko demo DOA!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON

egotastic:P

2008-06-17T17:37:00.002+08:00

were taking the hobbits to isengard!
wahaha!
hi y'all!
here's a poem fer you guys!

pickles cost money
pickles are green,
my face is funny,
yours is a scream!

btw, i got this from my mom

lets see if i can write a competent haiku...

the colour of my
spectacular glasses is
orange and dark black

hihihi

2008-06-14T19:33:00.002+08:00

hello, people.
and whatever else is
reading this.
i am learo, the lord of the fries

pfft blah bleargh

2008-06-11T19:56:00.002+08:00

NOTHING TO POST
SO GOODBYE HONORABLE
FRIENDS ON BLOGSPOT COM

THAT WAS A HAIKU
CAPS LOCKSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid meme

2008-06-07T17:17:00.002+08:00

tagged by faizul

1. If you given a choice between friends and love, which one would you choose?
Ans: eating with friends a kfc

2. What do want the most?
Ans: money and bigger house and more friends

3. Do you believe in afterlife?
Ans: maybe

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
Ans: yup

5. When do you wish to die?
Ans: after everyone else does

6. Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
Ans: yes. it is logical

7. What impossible things have you wished for?
Ans: a basket of food which never gets empty, a bank account that is always full,
stuff that never gets missing...

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
Ans: what is eternity love? i thought that it is eternal love? lol
what a cheesy question.

9. Have you broken someone's heart until he/she wants to commit suicide?
Ans: no. neither have i stabbed anyone in the heart.

10. What feeling do you love the most?
Ans: When i am loved

11. What requirements do you wish from your other half?
Ans: i have an other half?!?!?

12. What feeling do you hate the most?
Ans: when i lose something precious to me

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Ans: yup

14. Is there anything you look forward to in the next few weeks?
Ans: sleeping late and waking up late and sleeping for 12 hours
at a time

15. What do you think is the most impt. in your life?
Ans: impt? dunno... happiness i suppose...

16. Who do you hope to be always there for you?
Ans: family and friends

17. Do you find life meaningless?
Ans: No. i think life is great. (great eastern slogan or something)

18. Do you treasure your life?
Ans: obviously. i have an ego.

19. What do you love the most that your stead has done for you?
Ans: I HAVE A STEAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!

20. Have u expressed ur love to someone?How?
Ans: nope and i dont want to

too lazy to tag. wahaha. broke the chain!

2008-06-03T18:35:00.003+08:00

PIKACHU KILLED A GIRL!!!!!!!!

found this online. heh

guitar pick of DUUUM!

2008-06-03T18:01:00.003+08:00

hardworkingtown!

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timmy the car salesman is a jerk
i dont even know who he is
i am an elf
a blood elf
a fel elf

wahahahaha!

randomness rawkxor!

PWN'D!!!
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spammin' mah own blog yo
cause its cool yo

HUANDERFUL!

hey you! kick, eat & laugh!

2008-05-27T22:48:00.003+08:00

hahahahahahaha!!!
Gaara has Naruto's body and
Naruto has Gaara's body!
i edited it myself with microsoft
paint.
hahahahaha!

robotics is nice
BOOM!!!
bubba

exploding brains splatter, ya know?

2008-05-26T23:01:00.002+08:00

(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

"the Death Star Alliance has sided with
the Orcs, Saruman and the Hand of Nod!!!
They fight against the Jedi, the good people
of Middle-earth and the GDI!
Charge soldiers, and decimate the enemy!!!"

Haha
Random nonsense from my head

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

today in icebloroskin

2008-05-23T16:10:00.002+08:00

"cannon of death!
lightsaber of doom!
the vulcan death grip!
avada kedavra!
die random spammers of blasphemous and dubious random outbursts!
i will cast you out, by my mighty cursor of destruction!
fear me as my cursor hovers over the ban button!
reform before it is too late!
i am the patron admin of weblogs and online forums ADMIN BANNER!"

excerpt from the technologist's religion sacred manual
"the noob's guide to technology"

this would be a weird excerpt but no such manual exists... O.o"

load and cock your mg rifle

2008-05-09T15:48:00.003+08:00

i am going to give you guys a very late piece of news.

exams are overrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like bazzzaazzzaat man.
i'm going to go eat some chocolate.

edited post

2008-05-08T16:59:00.002+08:00

wahahahaha!
heh!
woohoo!
fei zhu!
hai ke!
i sux de lor
my l1r4 only 8
my l1r5 only 10
suei de lor
why ahr, i suddenly one tok singlish ahhr?
my problem what

i will write a hojjibly wrong haiku one
pistol gun chicken
jibra hotdog cat
elephant rifle

what a huanderful haiku!

thisposthasabsolutelynothingtodowiththetitle

2008-05-05T16:22:00.004+08:00

hi ppl
i am going to attempt to remember the people from my p6 class
and they are>>>>
({[6.12]})
>adam bin muhd(?) rafey
details:best friend in primary school. and likes music and is now taller than me
>letitia chen
details:psycho person who likes to kick ppl but draws well
>isaac tan
details:gay dude who likes to do it with snakes ;p
>sarah lai
details:cheese bird creature with a liking for drawing and music
>caleb loo
>candice ang
>lin yong jie
details:super tall nice guy, kinda like ultraman
>xin chen jie
>toh jie min
>natasha nabila
details:study freak. likes to study. abnormal in that sense, but nice
>jonathan lee
>jonathan tan
>daniel lye
>samantha lau
>sandra tan
>jeffrey goh
>ashwin venkidachalam

those last 5 people, i nearly forgot about you guys!
sorry guys!

~sigh~

i'm going to miss those ppl
well maybe
i will

yes i will miss them

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

now a haiku to celebrate my wonderful memory
reminiscing is
wonderful memories flood
my undersized mind

bimbadaboom

2008-05-04T14:26:00.000+08:00

hi!
i've got absolutely nothing to talk about.
so therefore, i will spam my own blog!!!
~NOT~

i will tell you a story about a dog.
once upon a time, the dog named Dashundbert died
THE END

such a nice story...

Now haiku time!
golden fried hamsters
delicious with molten cheese
yummy and tastes great

yes, successful haiku!

and a poem
cartoon chicken
ran into a wall
smacked hard into it,
and broke his bones, LOL!

WOOHOO!!!
nice poem!

a duck in the pond is worth half in the fridge

2008-05-02T16:50:00.000+08:00

hiyaa~!!!
i can rubix!!!
so can you, with tools such as a screwdriver and plier.
but seriously, i can rubix.
in about 3 minutes or something.
i like cheesy pizza
and banditto pocketts
a banditto pockett tastes great with a heck of a lot of chilli sauce.
WOOHOO!!!

haiku time~~~
chilli sauce is good
trolls like catsup and ketchup
banditto pockett

beautiful haiku, i must say.

now for an extravagant poem
rock a bye baby
in the teapot,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rot,
when it rots
you gonna fall and die,
when that happens,
you're not gonna fly...

wow! another 8 liner.
AWESOME DUDE!!!

i know what you are doing right now

2008-04-30T21:49:00.000+08:00

i have super powers!!!
i know ur jealous
i cant tell you what super powers i have as i have to protect my secret identity
i think i miss all my old friends
and the pasar malam which sold takoyaki nearby
oh well, nothing's forever
and neither is school...
so that means we won't have homework for the whole of our lives!!!
WOOHOO!!!

well now, a haiku is in order
intestines are pink
i like to eat chicken pies
the sun is yellow

and a poem
mosquitoes are evil
they saahk your blood
they aren't very civil
and they don't like mud
they are disgusting
just like (insert name here)'s face
if they come disturbing,
squish them with a mace

there, a nice eight liner
aren't you proud of me?
you aren't?!??
oh well...
go me!!!

i like hotdogs

2008-04-29T16:10:00.000+08:00

i dont have a brain so i use a peanut

play this game
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/
its funny and its oso an rpg
a weird one tho....

haiku time!
five syllables here
seven syllables are here
five syllables here

ta dah!

wait, a poem now.
once upon a time,
there was a cat
but it died
just like that

nice rite!

for want of the ULTIMATE hotdog,
sir burnyerheadoff

the soaring elephant

2008-04-29T14:55:00.000+08:00

hi the person who owns this blog is here!

wait... inspirations hitting me...
OUCH!!!
nobody told me that inspiration was sharp...
oh well, heres the haiku!

rain falls on grassed plains
the sky is a weird colour
something like droppings

hah!
nice haiku person who owns this blog!

my other blog is extinct

2008-04-28T21:12:00.000+08:00

salami is nice.
i like pie.
my cousin is too tall.
salamifish.
sausagedog.
polls are good.
maybe.
i like zelda.